Ahhhh, I remember the good ol days when I could stretch like this. Oh wait, that was never. Shea loves to dance and this is her new move, the boys always cringe and exclaim "ohhh, her balls". I then had to explain that this move doesn't affect her like it would them, since she has no male parts.
This is Shea's best buddy besides her brothers. His name is Carter, however at home she referes to him as "prince Carter". Apparently he is her version of prince charming.
Any time we go through the isles she tries to pick up this candy nonchalantly and throw it in the basket before I can stop her. Why this candy I have no idea, she takes after my mother, obviously.
I make salad with EVERY meal and it goes over well with everyone....except Braden. It is still a struggle even after all these years. You'd think he'd get used to it by now, but no.
For st Patricks day I tried really really hard to be crafty and go on the site pintrest to make something creative. On the left is what I was trying to copy, on the right is what I actually made, I was humiliated. I am basically the exact opposite of everything Martha Stewart stands for. My loving friend took both pictures and made this beautiful comparison which she then posted on my Facebook page, haha. Thanks Ape!
Lastly this is why I am a super mean person and don't let my kids play with my umbrella. I had this for two years in perfect condition, within 10 minutes of caving in and letting shea play with it, it was destroyed.